JACK THE WACK

5,594 Total Points
2,253 Bonus Points
Favorite Style : Light Lager
13 Beers Tasted
Beers to Bonus
61 Beers Left to Try

Pint Status

17% FULL

JACK THE WACK's Beer Rating: C (Mediocre)
On the beer scale, my friend, you score consistently 800 on your SAT's. You're more likely to drink an average beer than anything else. It's not a criticism, the world needs average people. Who else would sit in all those cubicles? You respect authority; Are probably obsessed with Casey Anthony, and listen to pop music. We think you're a better person, though. So please stretch.

JACK THE WACK's Beers to Taste (Hide?)
Gatherwell  (American Imperial Stout) 11% abv   A+ Rating
Ski House  (Belgian Witbier) 7% abv   A Rating
Allagash Tripel  (Belgian Trippel) 9% abv   A+ Rating
Upside Dawn  (Golden Ale) 0% abv   B+ Rating
Uncanny Valley  (New England IPA) 7% abv   A+ Rating
Grapefruit Hibiscus  (Kombucha) 7% abv   A Rating
Raspberry Mule  (Kombucha) 7% abv   A Rating
Breckenridge Xmas  (Winter Warmer) 7% abv   B Rating
Gloria Blonde  (Belgian Pale Ale) 6% abv   NR Rating
Jingle Jangle  (Herb / Spiced Beer) 6% abv   A- Rating
Bud Light  (Light Lager) 4% abv   F Rating
Coors Light  (Light Lager) 4% abv   F Rating
Corona Extra  (American Adjunct Lager) 5% abv   D Rating
Corona Light  (Light Lager) 4% abv   F Rating
Corona N.A.  (Mexican Lager) 0% abv   NA Rating
Corona Premier  (American Pale Lager) 4% abv   C Rating
DownEast Cider  (Cider) 5% abv   B+ Rating
Downeast Cranberry  (Cider) 5% abv   A Rating
Funk Rock Princess  (Berliner Weissbier) 4% abv   NR Rating
Secret of the Brews  (Sour / Wild Ale) 8% abv   A- Rating
Night Owl Pumpkin  (Pumpkin Ale) 6% abv   A Rating
Solid Gold  (Premium Lager) 4% abv   A Rating
Garage Lime  (Light Lager) 4% abv   A- Rating
Grimm Weisse  (Hefeweizen) 6% abv   A Rating
Keg Nog  (Milkshake IPA) 7% abv   A- Rating
Metric Pils  (German Pilsener) 5% abv   A+ Rating
Wrench IPA  (New England IPA) 7% abv   A+ Rating
Christoph Maltz  (Vienna Lager) 5% abv   A- Rating
Tmavé Pivo  (Tmavé Pivo) 5% abv   A Rating
Shipping Out Of Boston  (American Amber/Red lager) 5% abv   A- Rating
SneakBox  (American Pale Ale (APA)) 6% abv   A Rating
Weekend In Bavaria  (Munich Dunkel Lager) 5% abv   A- Rating
Sip Of Sunshine  (American India Pale Ale) 8% abv   A Rating
Milk Stout Nitro  (Milk / Sweet Stout) 6% abv   A Rating
Danksgiving 2025  (American India Pale Ale) 8% abv   A Rating
Froot Stripez  (Sour / Wild Ale) 8% abv   A Rating
Lunch IPA  (American India Pale Ale) 7% abv   A+ Rating
Michelob Ultra  (Light Lager) 4% abv   D Rating
A Beer Named Duck  (American Pale Ale (APA)) 5% abv   A Rating
The Surf Beer  (American Blonde Ale) 5% abv   A- Rating
All Citra Everything  (American Double IPA) 9% abv   A+ Rating
Green City  (New England IPA) 7% abv   A+ Rating
Rainbow Sherbet  (Fruited Sour) 5% abv   A+ Rating
Tidings  (Belgian Blonde) 9% abv   A Rating
Upstate Series Batch #5  (Cider) 7% abv   NR Rating
Plain Top Pils  (Czech Pilsener) 5% abv   A Rating
Celebration Ale  (American India Pale Ale) 7% abv   A Rating
Old Brown Dog  (American Brown Ale) 6% abv   A Rating
Stella Artois  (Euro Pale Lager) 5% abv   C+ Rating
Stella Cidre  (Cider) 5% abv   B+ Rating
Buenaveza Salt & Lime  (Mexican Lager) 5% abv   A Rating
SS Half & Half  (Malt Beer) 5% abv   NR Rating
SS Vodka Ice Tea  (Malt Beer) 5% abv   NR Rating
SS Vodka Lemonade  (Malt Beer) 5% abv   NR Rating
Minkey Boodle  (Fruited Sour) 7% abv   A+ Rating
No Limits  (Hefeweizen) 5% abv   A Rating
Mad Elf  (Belgian Strong Dark Ale) 11% abv   A- Rating
Blackberry Agave  (Malt Beer) 5% abv   A Rating
Prickly Pear Guava  (Malt Beer) 5% abv   A Rating
Lil Man Salted Oreo  (Pastry Stout) 7% abv   A Rating
Yuengling Lager  (American Adjunct Lager) 4% abv   B- Rating

Favorite Beer
Miller Lite

MillerCoors
Chicago, IL
Style: Light Lager